Monday, 30 March 2009

Ancient China fucktime was bullshit for dudes

Chou Dynasty - 770 BC to 222 BC

Apparently wanking for guys was seen as unhealthy and forbidden where as chicks could scrape hole freely as they were said to have an unlimited yin as opposed to dudes 'limited yang'

Lezzing it up was therefore totally cool apperently and happened a lot but guys boning guys never happened because it was considered a complete loss of yang essence on the part of both men as apposed to being chick where you had unlimited yin so could fuck any one anytime at no loss of soul.

Conclusion: being a dude in ancient Chine SUCKED - unless you were Genghis Kahn and you probably just fucked everyone then killed them or killed everyone and then fucked them.

or fucked them whilst killing them

or something.

was he even chinese? i don't know


  1. who cares? he probably fucked almost as many girls as we have so he must have ruled a bit.