Tuesday, 31 August 2010

tickle my vagina

Saturday, 8 May 2010

Thursday, 28 January 2010

Thursday, 3 September 2009

hard day at the orifice..


works really getting me down at the moment....

Sometime i wish I loved cock - Happy Finish!

Offering massage with a happy finish today Age: 28

I'm a good looking in shape masculine lad, horny and have some free space so wanting to massage a fit lad, relax and destress you and finish off with a hand/blowjob, maybe rim.

Done this before with a straight lad, had a great time and he ended up sticking he cock in my arse and shot his load

Any race, under 30, must be in good shape, muscle/toned will definatly get a good rub, discrete like me and clean. I can accom.

Reply with your details, pics are good. Not willing to do if your not the type l am looking for.

Tuesday, 7 July 2009

Parklife



courtesy of Beavis 'Butterfingers' Farahmand.

Sunday, 7 June 2009

PORN HAUL


Ummmm.. Yes Please?

Monday, 25 May 2009

Friday, 1 May 2009

behold














there should definitely be more cheerleading in England as i want to be a male cheerleader now

Tuesday, 28 April 2009

Why is there not more cheerleading in England?


I'm going to write a letter of complaint.

thumbs up

imagine where these dudes would find to hide those huge strong thumbs if given half a chance. 

I bet those gloves are not usually that clean.

yum

Saturday, 25 April 2009

Saturday, 18 April 2009

"COME HERE WITH MEAT"

girl says = good
boy says = who cares

Monday, 13 April 2009

Straight on Straight Bumsex




If I wasn't gay I wouldn't want to spoon other non gay dudes, but some people do want to it seems. There is a big scene of this at the moment. Straight men kissing each other in seedy jazz clubs in east London then trying to not touch each others cocks in bed at night.

All the gays are now fucking girls cos they're bored. what is going on? Omegle has ruined the world.


Shotgun this URL: www.gettingbonerswithboys.com

we are gonna be loaded!

Omegle Sex Party attempt 2




Much more successful.

By the way, this went on for ages. I told him I was a 15 year old girl who was pregnant and liked hard anal... Which was apparently what he wanted to hear,
and got him to cyber-shit in my mouth.

Hard to say if he was actually having a 'pot noodle' on the other end for real but he said he was. I was left wholeheartedly unfulfilled.

Wednesday, 8 April 2009

Sunday, 5 April 2009

blood bath




If you think you might be ready to join sex party, consider this: It is compulsory to stage dive if you are at a chemical brothers set and crack a hole in your head, you also MUST continue to drink beer whilst your injuries are being assessed, just incase you don't have a serious head trauma and can continue on with your party. It seems a little strong, but there has to be some rules.

Thursday, 2 April 2009

This is sex party 5000



Only way she could be more sex party is if it said 'Who Cares?' instead.

Wednesday, 1 April 2009

This video isnt that funny.

It's a piss-take of some 70's 'how to' video for a amateur porn actress, but its worth watching purely for the bit when a dude jizz's through a mousetrap onto the eager trainee chick..


Click HERE to download
(its about 3'50" in)

Sex Party don't make public toilets, but if they did....



This probably wouldnt be far off. Maybe more naked girls swimming in fountains of strongbow super, but the basins are fucking spot on.

Monday, 30 March 2009

Ancient China fucktime was bullshit for dudes


Chou Dynasty - 770 BC to 222 BC


Apparently wanking for guys was seen as unhealthy and forbidden where as chicks could scrape hole freely as they were said to have an unlimited yin as opposed to dudes 'limited yang'

Lezzing it up was therefore totally cool apperently and happened a lot but guys boning guys never happened because it was considered a complete loss of yang essence on the part of both men as apposed to being chick where you had unlimited yin so could fuck any one anytime at no loss of soul.

Conclusion: being a dude in ancient Chine SUCKED - unless you were Genghis Kahn and you probably just fucked everyone then killed them or killed everyone and then fucked them.

or fucked them whilst killing them

or something.

was he even chinese? i don't know

MILF





If this was your Mother, would you fuck her?

we would

probably.

don't tell anyone

I'm a purist so I prefer to serve it up raw straight from chamber to face but if you have to fuck with it then this new book is deal. pricey though.




Printed: 61 pages, 22.86 cm x 17.78 cm, perfect binding, full-colour interior ink

Description:

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

Vice says 'all this burlesque revival and alterna-porn shit is so boring and corny. ' I say ARE YOU MENTAL THIS FUCKING RULES

THIS IS TOO WRONG EVEN FOR SEX PARTY

Getting toddlers to slide out the end of a giant coloured johnson is pretty weird isn't it?
Is this a massive sculpture promoting paedophilia? I hope so.

It reminds me of that amazing joke:

Q: Whats the main cause of paedophilia in Britain today?

A: Sexy kids.


THIS CHICK FUCKING RULES... IF YOU DON'T LIKE HER THEN YOU CAN FUCK OFF NO-ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK.




SEX PARTY!

Monday, 23 March 2009

Cock yoghurt

Friday, 13 March 2009

Tuesday, 3 March 2009

YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE...

Imagine coming home from work early and finding this motherfucker sessioning your GF...





His name is Keith David and he pretty much is the personification of sex party.

Whenever my friend Alex sees the scene from Requiem for a Dream where his character (called 'Big Tim' BTW) macks the chick in exchange for bad horse drugs, he spazzes out and literally can't stop thinking about this giant gap toothed sex machine pummeling his better half with his throbbing black sausage. Maybe in the butt too, I'm not sure.

Anyway, the film ends, as I'm sure you know with (Maid) Marion doing an extreme sex party with another chick and a double sided dildo in front of loads of crazy businessmen type dudes who are alarmingly rowdy in what Big Tim describes as 'Ass to Ass'. It's pretty wrong.

But the bit that's about 300 million times scarier is earlier on when she goes round to his house for the 1st time and the T man unbuttons his flies and pops out his gargantuan johnson right next to her face. Then because she's a bit hesitant, he says.......

"I know it's pretty baby but I didn't get it our for air!"

WHAT THE FUCK? HE IS NOW PRESIDENT OF SEX PARTY.

Anyway, next time you watch that scene try to not imagine your girlfriend doing deep throat on that fucker whilst tears of pain stream from her eyes, you won't be able to. I have now passed the curse onto you.
Sorry, but some things are too good to keep to yourself.

P.s. In our old band we had a song that paraphrased that immortal line, that's how much we ruled, and at the same time were complete idiots.

sex party

Sunday, 1 March 2009

rad to the power of sick




This guy has pretty much managed to encapsulate the Sex Party ideals within one ebay listing.

Saturday, 28 February 2009

Monday, 23 February 2009