Tuesday, 28 April 2009

Why is there not more cheerleading in England?

I'm going to write a letter of complaint.

thumbs up

imagine where these dudes would find to hide those huge strong thumbs if given half a chance. 

I bet those gloves are not usually that clean.


Saturday, 25 April 2009

Saturday, 18 April 2009


girl says = good
boy says = who cares

Monday, 13 April 2009

Straight on Straight Bumsex

If I wasn't gay I wouldn't want to spoon other non gay dudes, but some people do want to it seems. There is a big scene of this at the moment. Straight men kissing each other in seedy jazz clubs in east London then trying to not touch each others cocks in bed at night.

All the gays are now fucking girls cos they're bored. what is going on? Omegle has ruined the world.

Shotgun this URL: www.gettingbonerswithboys.com

we are gonna be loaded!

Omegle Sex Party attempt 2

Much more successful.

By the way, this went on for ages. I told him I was a 15 year old girl who was pregnant and liked hard anal... Which was apparently what he wanted to hear,
and got him to cyber-shit in my mouth.

Hard to say if he was actually having a 'pot noodle' on the other end for real but he said he was. I was left wholeheartedly unfulfilled.

Wednesday, 8 April 2009

Sunday, 5 April 2009

blood bath

If you think you might be ready to join sex party, consider this: It is compulsory to stage dive if you are at a chemical brothers set and crack a hole in your head, you also MUST continue to drink beer whilst your injuries are being assessed, just incase you don't have a serious head trauma and can continue on with your party. It seems a little strong, but there has to be some rules.

Thursday, 2 April 2009

This is sex party 5000

Only way she could be more sex party is if it said 'Who Cares?' instead.

Wednesday, 1 April 2009

This video isnt that funny.

It's a piss-take of some 70's 'how to' video for a amateur porn actress, but its worth watching purely for the bit when a dude jizz's through a mousetrap onto the eager trainee chick..

Click HERE to download
(its about 3'50" in)

Sex Party don't make public toilets, but if they did....

This probably wouldnt be far off. Maybe more naked girls swimming in fountains of strongbow super, but the basins are fucking spot on.